Travel Song

When we went travelling in Eastern Europe everywhere we went Gnarls Barkley's song Crazy was played. It became our travel song and everytime we hear it now it reminds us of our trip. We have been looking for a travel song on this trip. Unfortunately, in Asia our main musical options were Karaoke, which just didn't cut the mustard for us. We have had higher hopes for New Zealand and Australia. However, a travel song must be a pop song, so you have a chance of hearing it in shops and pubs. Our hopes have been dashed by the dismal state of pop music, a fact we knew but have now scientifically confirmed through intense observation, logical deduction and statistical reasoning. For example, one of the most common songs to be played is the one that goes 'this is crazy, I just met you, heres my number, call me maybe'. It has been rammed down our throats so much, we know the chorus. Everyone involved in the production and promotion of this atrocity should be strapped to a chair and made listen to Atomic Kitten for several years as punishment. Other options include scantily clad female artists with so little self respect as to set the feminism movement back fifty years. I urge them, especially Rhianna, one of the biggest offenders to stop stripping and gyrating and instead repeat the mantra ' I do not need to be a slut for people to like me, I am more than a sex object'. So we are still waiting for a travel song but have little hope...We will post it if we find it though!